Funny Gardening Tips from the Onion
The Onion has a few tips for getting this year’s gardening season started off right. Here’s a sample to give you an idea what kind of advice you’re in for:
Gardening experts agree that talking to your plants is a great way to exhale carbon dioxide onto them.
They also have some tips for making fool-proof Faustian pacts with your garden gnomes to ensure that your gardenias will be the best of your block. Silly stuff but very entertaining.
