Compost Humor

While pulling out weeds and playing in the dirt, gardeners sometimes have to look on the bright side of life to keep things in perspective.  Today, we offer a bit of compost-themed gardening humor in the form of quotes by celebrities. Who knew that Hamlet was a gardener?

Ani DiFranco: I’m queen of my own compost heap & I’m getting used to the smell.

Bette Midler: My whole life has been spent waiting for an epiphany, a manifestation of God’s presence, the kind of transcendent, magical experience that let’s you see your place in the big picture. And that is what I had with my first compost heap.

Hamlet: Confess yourself to heaven, Repent what’s past, avoid what is to come, And do not spread the compost on the weeds To make them ranker.

Read more of these great compost quotes at the Earth Friendly Gardener

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